I'm so excited about my triumphant healthy day yesterday. That I actually lived up to my commitment to get up at 5am this morning is amazing outstanding! (I am going to start a coalition to end using the word amazing over everything. The only person who is allowed to use the word amazing is a magician's publicist. I mean it. It angers me to the core to hear that word used by everyone for the use of pimple cream to vaginal itch salve.) Ever since I was laid off, back in March, I've made a concerted effort to not become a bum. A bum being one who stays up late snacking then slips into a glycemic coma only to wake up around 9am-ish. Today, I've lived up to my commitment!
I'm going to walk Flash and Sweetiekins before I go to the gym this morning. Right now they don't care. In fact, when I walked into the kitchen area where they sleep, Flash rolled on his back and sighed, Sweetiekins went straight for her food bowl. Sweetiekins is a mix of Chihuahua, Dachsundt and, my husband and I have decided, she may have a little raptor in her. She's a very fit 12 lbs. only because she can't get to everything she would devour if given the chance. (A wise drunk person at a party once told me that if Chihuahuas were the size of pit bulls, we'd all be dead. WHAT A WISE DRUNK PERSON)
If a giant hand were to fill a bowl with crappy dry food twice a day and that's all I could get my paws on, I'd be fit too. That would be the best diet for me. (Note to self... Look into venture capital for two bowl a day diet clinic. This could be big.)
Now, off to start my healthy day.
It's now 9:40am. I did take the pups for a 40 minute sloooowwww walk. My foot hurts really bad. Just a little about me. When I was four years old I got sick with what they now know was Guilliam Barre Syndrom (GBS). It paralyzed me from my hips to my toes. Many surgeries and years of therapy later I walk just fine but wear a leg brace and have a pronounced limp. Not complaining just explaining. This is why it's a little more challenging for me to throw myself into alot of weight baring physical activity. My leg strength is probably 1/3 of a normal legged person.
Anyhooo, after a very healthy sensible breakfast and a 40 minute walk I will plan the rest of my day, which, would be alot easier to plan if I had a job.
Rest of the day consisted of, balancing my checkbook, surfing the net, e-mailing friends and family, a nice big but pretty healthy lunch with my husband at our favorite restaurant, floating in our pool and, four vodka and crystal light cocktails. Then, in bed, low calorie popcorn and a teeny tiny bite of a candy bar. All together not a bad dieting day.
On a scale of 1 - 5, I give it a 3.5. Yay for me!!!
I'm going to walk Flash and Sweetiekins before I go to the gym this morning. Right now they don't care. In fact, when I walked into the kitchen area where they sleep, Flash rolled on his back and sighed, Sweetiekins went straight for her food bowl. Sweetiekins is a mix of Chihuahua, Dachsundt and, my husband and I have decided, she may have a little raptor in her. She's a very fit 12 lbs. only because she can't get to everything she would devour if given the chance. (A wise drunk person at a party once told me that if Chihuahuas were the size of pit bulls, we'd all be dead. WHAT A WISE DRUNK PERSON)
If a giant hand were to fill a bowl with crappy dry food twice a day and that's all I could get my paws on, I'd be fit too. That would be the best diet for me. (Note to self... Look into venture capital for two bowl a day diet clinic. This could be big.)
Now, off to start my healthy day.
It's now 9:40am. I did take the pups for a 40 minute sloooowwww walk. My foot hurts really bad. Just a little about me. When I was four years old I got sick with what they now know was Guilliam Barre Syndrom (GBS). It paralyzed me from my hips to my toes. Many surgeries and years of therapy later I walk just fine but wear a leg brace and have a pronounced limp. Not complaining just explaining. This is why it's a little more challenging for me to throw myself into alot of weight baring physical activity. My leg strength is probably 1/3 of a normal legged person.
Anyhooo, after a very healthy sensible breakfast and a 40 minute walk I will plan the rest of my day, which, would be alot easier to plan if I had a job.
Rest of the day consisted of, balancing my checkbook, surfing the net, e-mailing friends and family, a nice big but pretty healthy lunch with my husband at our favorite restaurant, floating in our pool and, four vodka and crystal light cocktails. Then, in bed, low calorie popcorn and a teeny tiny bite of a candy bar. All together not a bad dieting day.
On a scale of 1 - 5, I give it a 3.5. Yay for me!!!
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